Game Grumps Its Not Cheating If You Can Do It

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  • The thing is, you can totally cater to a specific audience but not go over the top ridiculous with it. At its core, I really think Game Grumps always appealed to a younger audience and I understand why. It's a video game channel.
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Arin: hey i'm grump dan: i'm not so grump a: and we're the game grumps d: and we're the game grumps a: a: d: a: oh jesus d: oh god a: i'm sorry, i'm sorry I interrupted your fuckin jellyfishing d: yeah d: can you kill him? A: what would you- oh the little jellyfishes? d: he deserves to die for his indiscretions a: what do you think jellyfish do all day? D: uh, well we saw them at the aquarium in long beach a: oh that's right d: and didn't the guy say that like d: they don't have brains or hearts? D: like, they're just like a: oh yeah they're just nervous systems? D: yeah they're floating nervous systems d: so my answer, I guess would be d: not a goddamn thing a: they're just nervous all the time d: 'ughhh I hate water' a: 'why was I cursed?' D: yeah so I guess they have no real consciousness a: god i'm terrible d: but they are technically alive a: yeah it's weird to think about d: they're weird creatures a: we've known nothing other than to be human d: yes d: so deep d: what a deep super mario sunshine episode d: that this has turned out to be in minute one a: ohhh ok d: ohhhhhhh pudding a: nice d: whoa a: nice one d: hey a: I like how everything's water-themed in this world d: yeah it's great a: oh a: oh ok a: that's just what I had to do, I didn't have to go to the windmill, I just had to a: open the path to get to the windmill d: oh alright a: look at how fuckin d: yeah just covered in slimy shit a: i'm like post two girls one cup d: ughh shine a: 'can I please get out of here?' A: pose ughhhhh d: do you think um d: this game is so happy, like at every single moment d: do you think uh, like when the programmers were trying to meet deadlines d: it would ever be surreal for them to like d: work on this happy thing and their boss would come up and just be like, d: 'dammit you fucked up' d: you'd be like, ughhhhhh, like d: just angrily editing like beautiful smiley landscapes a: 'you fucked up on the rainbow drops' d: 'more pastels' a: 'ughhhh, dammit' a: he just like comes home all upset and his wife's like, 'what's wrong?' A: he's like, 'fuckin' d: 'ughhh' a: 'rainbow pastel drops and shit' a: 'jesus christ' d: 'my piece of shit boss said' d: 'i didn't draw enough happy shit today so I had to draw more happy shit' a: a: 'oh my god' d: whoa look at this a: yeah d: oh this is wonderful a: you get to have all kinds of fun with this game a: so I need to go up and talk to fuckin petey piranha d: petey piranha? a: yeah d: is he a good dude? A: uhh no d: really? a: yeah a: I actually have a petey piranha right up there d: ohhhh yeah there he is d: ok cool a: I got a little plushy petey piranha d: got a little ploosh d: um d: yeah I forgot they were called piranha plants d: you know, I just learned uh a: i'm on top of the world d: have you ever seen that penn and teller show bullshit? A: nobody will ever a: fuck with me d: 'i'm-a the king of the world' a: it's like the fuckin crane shot at the end of the movie a: he's done it a: anyway yeah d: meanwhile like 89% of the game is uncompleted a: uh yes I have, I love that show d: that is a great show, penn and teller do this show, it's kinda like mythbusters but more angry d: and just like d: just like, fuck you for lying to us, that kind of thing a: yeah d: and um d: one of them was about how piranhas are dangerous to people d: cause you've heard that classic tale, like d: piranhas, they travel in schools and they can like d: skeletonize a cow that falls into the river in like ten seconds or something like that a: yeah d: but apparently that's all bullshit a: yeah they only eat dead cells right? d: yeah d: cause teller gets barefoot right into a fuckin tank full of piranhas d: and i'm like, you crazy silent son of a bitch d: and he's totally fine d: apparently like, um d: maybe the african congo or wherever they live d: the government of that place wanted to impress d: a foreign dignitary that was visiting so like d: they starved a bunch of piranhas for weeks and then threw a monkey in d: and they ate the shit out of the monkey and the guy was like, oh my god d: I must spread the legend of these terrifying monster creatures a: oh how bout that d: yep a: so like a: they're starving and they're like, eh, close enough d: yeah exactly a: and just fuckin eat the monkey d: yeah when they're starving they'll eat anything but like d: when do you starve in the wild? There's like no shortage of monkeys d: in the jungle a: yeah fuck monkeys right? D: fuck monk- oh god a: what do they even do? D: other than fuck around and throw their feces a: and they just go a: and then they're the butt of every bad joke d: I was um d: I was telling you the other week about that monkey I met, right? D: in mexico? A: was he civil? A: how'd that go for you? D: yeah there was just this um d: there was this dude and I guess he had like a trained circus monkey or something d: and it was really weird cause like d: you know, you're so used to animals d: ' the big-headed creature?' d: uhhhh alright d: do I have a fucking choice, dick? a: yeah a: 'could you handle it please?' I've already received the assignment, you don't have to go fuck yourself d: 'hey uhhhh can you do that thing that you're already doing? Thank you' a: 'and then say that I influenced you to do it' d: so I just met this monkey and it was a female, and she was really really sweet and cool d: and it was interesting because you're so used to animals just being animals, you know? D: and like, you can throw a stick to a dog d: and he'll bring it back and you throw the stick again and he's like, yes d: this again d: but the monkey had been trained to high five d: so I put out my hand and it high fived me d: and I put out my hand again and it looked at me like d: 'the fuck are you doing man, I just high fived you' d: they're so much smarter a: wow d: oh shit a: you mean they're just so much more sassy? d: yeah d: they're smart enough to have sass a: smart enough to like, get annoyed with people d: is it weird to you that this plant has underwear? A: nah d: it's weird to me d: and a shower cap a: underwear that matches its skin tone d: whoaaaa oh no a: jesus d: is this bad? Is this good? A: yeah we gotta fight in like a fuckin church now d: oh shit, you're actually fighting petey piranha? a: yeah dude d: aw man a: he's pissed d: I thought he was gonna be the one cool fuckin member of his kind a: oh yeah that's true a: fuckin racist against piranha plants d: yeah guess not a: yeah fill him up d: awwww yeah a: 'i can't take that much water even though it's only the amount that's in your backpack' d: oh god a: oh now I gotta d: stomp on the navel? A: touch the arrow a: I love that fuckin arrow, it's just d: this is gross a: this is what you do a: right here d: hey.

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Danny's time on Game Grumps coming full circle when he finally beats Mike Tyson on Punch-Out!!, the very first game he played on the channel that marked his debut. And for added effect, he has it uploaded on his birthday, March 14th. You can even tell how much change went on in the show itself by watching the playthrough start to finish.

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Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey a: pay attention d: hey d: you stupid? A: you look stupid a: no no no no a: I need that water, I need that water d: wow d: there's a lot of vomiting and d: this is just a weird fight a: yeah physics just do not apply here a: so petey piranha spits out that bottle of water that I put in my backpack a: and I feed it back to him d: and he's like, 'oh it's too much' d: 'that water was dehydrated when it was in me' a: now that you've added it to your water d: there was that stupid fuckin joke like, instant water, just add water d: it's a packet of air a: it's like a mad tv joke from like a: when it first came on the air d: oh mad tv, 1991-92 d: you were substandard a: ohhh you birthed the greats d: yeah a: like a: uhhhh the lady that played mrs.

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Swan? D: yeahhh d: but she was years later d: mad tv just I think sucked hard and fast for a couple of years before it started to get good a: really? D: yeah I guess? A: who were like, original members? A: in it that were still in it d: I don't remember a: cause it's like a: the members I remember were like a: will sasso d: will sasso's awesome a: phil lamarr d: yeah yeah he's great a: the blond one a: the one who does like the, 'aghhhhh' a: she does like the new yorker lady d: oh she's kinda pretty? A: yeah d: yeah yeah yeah a: and then she like became a crazy christian or something d: did she? a: yeah d: that makes her less attractive to me a: or like a super republican or someth- I dunno a: she goes on youtube and posts these like really really really opinionated d: does she really? a: political and/or religious videos d: oh man a: where's she's like, 'this is bullshit, how could you deal with this?' And it's like a: alright d: alright you're the one who made poop jokes on fox d: for ten years a: it's weird how a lot of those comedians get like really political a: and like in your face about stuff d: a lot of people like I mean d: just a lot of people get political like later in their lives d: like after their normal career d: and it's not people you'd expect, like fuckin ted nugent? D: the dude who wrote cat scratch fever d: is a hardcore republican like constantly fighting for gun rights d: the ultimate warrior? The fuckin ultimate warrior dude a: really? D: is like a way conservative talk show host on the radio a: no way d: yeah d: and a: he's a talk show host? D: or like a radio show host, yeah a: what the fuck? D: and if you ever, um d: if you ever watch any of his videos and then directly d: follow it up with an interview as the ultimate warrior d: it's the funniest fuckin thing in the world d: it's like, I used to do that with, um, when charlton heston d: became a spokesperson for the nra d: my friend used to cut it together with clips of him from uh d: planet of the apes a: mhm d: so it'd be like, 'president clinton, we're not gonna submit to your gun laws' d: and then it cut to like, 'they cut out his brain' a: that's awesome d: yeah a: any ultimate warrior footage is just like fuckin gold d: oh, so amazing, so amazing d: hey barry can you end this episode with 30 seconds of insane ultimate warrior footage? A: and then a quick macho man quote at the end? D: thanks buddy d: next time on game grumps: that ok (off screen) what's wrong with homosexuality? (Off screen) answer the fucking question (off screen) answer the question I just told you queering doesn't make the world work (off screen) justify that homosexuality is not as legitimate as heterosexuality (off screen) what the fuck are you even smoking? (Off screen) on what grounds? The desire to withstand the pain and give you the utmost in battle and combat at wrestlemania vi still stands for I am the chosen one I get the impression that we've got a loose cannon on our hands ladies and gentlemen with the ultimate warrior we're gonna be back with james buster douglas right after this yeah I am the cream in the world wrestling federation and there is no doubt about, yeah, you, mean gene okerlund you know that i'm the cream of the crop.